For as long as I can remember I’ve always loved visiting your city. In high school I saved my cash for rent and couldn’t wait to escape the white-picket-fence-stepford-wife-like suburbs of Colorado and head out to the city that never sleeps. Every time I visit, there is a part of me that can’t wait to apartment shop and start a new chapter of life with you. But just a little part. For now I will just keep visiting and appreciating you from afar. So thank you NYC for being you and always teaching me new things every time I visit…
· Times Square makes my head hurt. I do not enjoy it.
· Maid in Manhattan is apparently based on a true story and has inspired maids everywhere to “borrow” guests’ belongings. Reported missing LBD Tuesday, returned to the closet by Thursday.
· There is no such thing as an early dinner.
· $5 for a small soy latte is a steal.
· It’s all about survival of the fittest (this applies to cabs, jobs, clothes, tables with great views, and the dressing room line at H&M).
· Bike messengers do not value human life.
· Same goes for most cab drivers. Especially the one who drove me to the airport.
· Cupcakes will instantly bring you out of the depression you fall into after realizing you can’t afford anything in Intermix these days. Give me a red velvet with vanilla cream icing and I'm in heaven.
· On that note, the shops on Bleecker are not for the faint of heart.
· If you’re not sassy, rude, or grumpy, no need to apply at Zara.
· Hotel concierges should know a thing or two about good restaurants aside from what Google can tell them. I do not want to eat at TGI Friday’s thankyouverymuch.
· And when the concierge recommends a “great lunch spot” simply go around the corner to find something better. No need to pay $25 for a caesar salad at the place his brother works at.
· Eat something before LaGuardia. Even if has to be TGI Friday’s.
· Note to cab drivers: honking does not make the traffic move faster nor does it make red lights turn to green. You can get me from point A to point B without your horn.
· Never, I say never make eye contact in Harlem. Lots of creepers.
(Check out the view from my wannabe office in the Hearst Tower)